Holy Cow! That Panther can hold a bull!

Perhaps you aren’t familiar with Ford’s long-running Panther chassis, as you’ve never lived in North America or seen an American movie in the last 40 years. If so, you might not be able to comprehend the notion of Panther Love, but it’s not unlike loving the Toyota Crown Comfort in Southeast Asia, the Ford Falcon in Australia, the Rover P5 in the UK, and perhaps even India’s iconic Hindustan Ambassador. It’s a love that won’t set the heart aflutter like a Lamborghini Countach, but it’s certainly got merit.

Most folks tend to focus on the Panther’s most famous creation: the Ford Crown Victoria, especially the early wood-toned station wagons and the late model Police Interceptor variants. The latter is what we recently found on the Internet, pulled over by (another) police car because of the highly questionable modifications made to it.

But before we proceed, be glad I didn’t make the cover photo of this story from the Crown Vic’s rear three-quarter, as it appears this Bull was not transported on an empty stomach. And thank your lucky stars that the company behind the iSmell unceremoniously circled the drain shortly after the Crown Vic became the ubiquitous police vehicle in America.

And that, um, custom graphic on the passenger C-pillar begs the question: how air tight is that Ford’s modified cabin? That may not be the owner’s #1 priority during the conversion, but it should be a Number 2.

Avoiding that smell at lower speeds clearly takes a bullish attitude from the driver. No matter, the local police clearly took the metaphorical bull by the horns. Not the real one, as said bovine is un-ironically named Howdy Doody, and he’s a bit of a local celebrity for attending parades and grazing near roadways. While his owner coulda been dumped with several violations by the city of Norfolk, Nebraska, he didn’t receive a dung to his driving record. Instead, the local police wasted no time giving him a warning for his actions and ushered him out of their jurisdiction. Luckily nobody was hurt, and everyone involved apparently had a good laugh from it.

And with that, I sincerely thank you for reading my raison d’etre for making adolescent jokes at this otherwise well-intended, expertly crafted automotive media organization. I promise you this would not have been a waste of your time if this was a jet-black Mercury carrying a load of Sables. Or Cougar carrying kittens. Or a GTO with a Tiger … wait that actually was a thing. 

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