2023 Super Bowl car ads: Touchdowns, field goals, and fumbles

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The 2023 Super Bowl had a little bit of everything: incredible plays, controversial calls, and an outcome that wasn’t decided until the final seconds. As for the annual “game within the game”—the highly anticipated and ultra-expensive commercials—we felt a little short-changed when it came to the automotive-related ads. Or we were feeling that way until Stellantis saved the day with its Ram masterpiece.

To our disappointment, some heavyweights sat out this year and watched from the sideline like the rest of us. We get it. In these uncertain economic times it’s tough to justify paying $7 million for a 30-second spot—there are stockholders to answer to and all that. So, since we can’t tell manufacturers how to spend their money, we’ll just say this: We missed you, Ford, Toyota, Honda, Hyundai, and Nissan.

More importantly, we needed you guys on the field, especially after you helped raise the advertising bar with some extremely effective commercials in 2020, ’21, and ’22. With that said, it’s hard to imagine anyone beating Ram this year, so maybe the rest of y’all did the right thing.

Congrats to the Kansas City Chiefs, who defeated the Philadelphia Eagles 38–35, and to those 30- and 60-second spots that entertained us.

TOUCHDOWN

RAM: “Premature Electrification”

Hands-down the best automotive Super Bowl commercial of 2023, Stellantis scores a touchdown (and a two-point conversion) for its absolutely hilarious spoof on ads for men’s performance-enhancing drugs. Narrated by comedian Jason Jones, the commercial debuts the production version of the Ram 1500 REV electric pickup on the same day that Stellantis begins accepting online orders for the truck

With Jones leading the discussion, we hear from couples who bought early EVs and realized too late that the cars just don’t have the juice to consistently get the job done, a malady called “Premature Electrification.” While RAM’s new electric pickup won’t be available until sometime in 2024, the promise from Stellantis is that a solution is on the way, and it’s definitely worth waiting for. There’s even a drug-like disclaimer at the bottom of the screen: “Ask a professional if Ram 1500 REV is right for you. Reserve today at RamREV.com.”

We could say so much more, but words cannot compare to watching it for yourself. Do it. Now.

GM & Netflix: “Why not an EV?”

Will Ferrell does it again. Two years after he nailed his “No Way, Norway” rant on behalf of General Motors’ electric vehicles, he’s back alongside a selection of Netflix stars to promote—you guessed it—GM EVs. What does one have to do with the other? We’ll let Ferrell explain.

“General Motors is going electric,” he says in the 60-second commercial, as Army of the Dead zombies swarm his GM Sierra EV Denali. “And Netflix is joining in by including more EVs in their movies and shows. It’s the least they can do. So if you’re going to get swarmed by an army of the dead, why not get swarmed in an EV?

“Ow! I said no biting!”

We later see Ferrell (in a fleet of GM EVs, some of which aren’t available yet) in Squid Game, Bridgerton, Queer Eye, and posing as Dustin Henderson in Stranger Things. The commercial ends with Ferrell, now a zombie, sharing a ride with the monster who bit him in the first scene.

“Oh, Gordon, you kill me. You literally did kill me.”

This one killed us too. In a good way.

Jeep: “Electric Boogie”

Not quite as good as Ram’s gem, but this fun EV commercial from Jeep secures Stellantis’ position as Super Bowl LVII car-commercial champion. Focusing on Jeep’s Wrangler 4xe and Grand Cherokee 4xe plug-in hybrid electric SUVs, the commercial blends the future of automobiles with great retro music. The remix of Marcia Griffiths’ 1983 hit “Electric Boogie,” which includes reggae artist Shaggy, is so good that even the wildest of jungle beasts can’t help but dance along. Naturally, Jeep is hoping you dance all the way into the showroom.

Sam Adams: “Your Cousin’s Brighter Boston”

Before you say it, we know this isn’t a car commercial. But we’re so desperate for something good that we’re making an exception, especially since we saw some cars in it. Better still, it reminds us of Hyundai’s hilarious “Smaht Pahk” from 2020, which plays big on the wicked awesome stereotypes of Bostonians’ accents and not-always-friendly personalities.

If you’re from Boston, and you hate this, our apologies. Maybe you’d rather hug a New Yorker? Regardless, we laughed at this alternate reality of a “Brighter Boston.” It’s so well done, in fact, that we even remember the product that was advertised. Let’s all raise a glass to Sam Adams.

FIELD GOAL

Kia: “Binky Dad”

Kia is pretty proud of its 14th Super Bowl commercial, explaining in a pregame press release that “the new 2023 Kia Telluride’s rugged and refined personality is on full display in this action-packed tale of everyday heroism.” Hmmm. The commercial is cute, yes. And mildly entertaining. But while we can all relate to the poor dad who “forgot the binky” and went to great lengths to go back and get it, is that effort heroic? Maybe to his wife and baby daughter. 

Regardless, the unexpected ending saves this one, even if it doesn’t exactly drive home the tagline: “Kia Telluride X-Pro. More ruggedly capable.”

If you disagree and you’re looking for more, we’re told that three alternate endings are available exclusively on TikTok. Considering Kia is paying $233,333.33 per second for the TV version, we’re guessing we’ve already seen the best one.

Universal: Fast X trailer

There’s a small part of us that wonders how this saga is still cruising—didn’t we go to space last time around? Nevertheless, Fast X popped into the Super Bowl ad mayhem with all the hallmarks of the franchise: cars, action, explosions, and Dom Toretto’s favorite: family.

The recipe is familiar at this point, but it’s familiar in the way that an old, well-worn sweatshirt is—a little corny, but welcome nonetheless. The usual cast of wild cars is on full display, from svelte Alfa Romeos and McLarens to Dom’s inimitable Dodge Charger and more. (If we were betting people, we’d have money down on an appearance of Dodge’s all-electric Daytona SRT Concept, made public in August of ’22.)

While the YouTube trailer was just 60 seconds long, there’s a full trailer out for the new Fast X movie as well, which you can view hereFast X hits theaters May 19.

Uber One: “Diddy makes a hit song”

Again, this isn’t exactly an automotive commercial, but it slips in on a technicality since an Uber driver requires a motor vehicle. In this one, Sean “Diddy” Combs is asked to make a hit song—a song, not a jingle, since “Diddy don’t do jingles”—on behalf of Uber One, a membership program for Uber and Uber Eats. 

He auditions potential collaborators like Montell Jordan, Kelis, Donna Lewis, and the Norwegian comedy duo Ylvis, who sing Uber-focused versions of their own hit songs before Diddy settles on Haddaway’s “What Is Love” version. “Uber One. Uber One saves me, saves me … way more.” 

In the end, Uber marketing execs don’t look exactly thrilled with the finished product, but one of Combs’ sidekicks makes it clear that “Diddy is excited.” We’re not sure who wins on this one, but the ad is amusing enough and effective enough to earn a field goal, if only because we can’t get that dang jingle—we mean hit song—out of our head.

WeatherTech: “We All Win

Here’s one thing we can always count on this time of year: WeatherTech’s high-quality automotive products and get-’er-done crew will roll out a Super Bowl commercial, and the spot will almost always be patriotic. Don’t ever tell America that it can’t. WeatherTech proves that it can. Again. That’s gotta be good enough for a field goal.

FUMBLE

Paramount: Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Shown moments before kickoff, the Transformers trailer got off on the right foot by showing us a sweet early-generation Porsche 911 … and things went down from there. The seventh installment of the action series is scheduled to hit theaters on June 9 with a new breed of Transformer—the Maximal—as the earthly battle continues between Autobots and Decepticons. But we had to find that out on our own. As for the commercial, we didn’t see anything to get excited about after our first glimpse of the 911.

Everyone else: Missed Opportunity

When we first heard the news that the Super Bowl was going to be light on automotive commercials, we were bummed out, of course. Now we’re wondering if those who skipped it are feeling a little remorseful. When you add it all up, the entire night was about as good as it gets for a sporting event that rarely lives up to the hype: great game, entertaining halftime (you go, Rhianna), and strong ads overall.

While we still have the microphone, Bradley Cooper and his mom trying to sell T-Mobile and Ben Affleck working the Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru were the cherries on the Sunday. (Yes, we meant to spell it that way.)

Think we nailed it? Think we blew it? Since opinions are like belly buttons, you must have one. Let us know your thoughts in the comments section below. (And if you disagree, please keep it civil, folks.)

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Comments

    I’m a patriot, flag-waving, Vietnam Vet singing the AMERICAN national anthem. Been boycotting that league since 1980.

    The RAM Electrification was absolutely great, even though my wife did not approve (no surprise there). The Will Ferrell stuff was lame, waste of time. The Kia binky ad was actually pretty good. I only wasted a few minutes on the terrible halftime show.

    Weather Tech always stands out in a good way, and that’s why I have a set in my wife’s SUV. Great products made by a great organization.

    Weather tech products are great and I’m all for supporting the US of A but the prices! I just paid 3 times as much for Matt’s as other name brands. No I do know where the others are made.

    Before commenting on the “premature” ad, it is important to understand why vehicles are going electric. As the electricity grid gets cleaner every year by adding more solar and wind (the cheapest resources BTW) then anything that uses electricity become cleaner without doing anything other than continuing to use electricity. Thus, EVs are a direct action that can reduce fossil fuel emissions, and thus climate change. The problem with the ad yesterday is that it sends the message “to wait”. That is a convenient message for someone who won’t have the truck available to sell until late in 2024. But it is not a good message for rapid replacement of conventional vehicles with electric vehicles. We are in a serious situation with respect to the continued ramping up of impacts of climate change that has already happened. We are running out of time to address this, and any message to wait to take action is the wrong message. The current fleet of EVs is as cheap as conventional vehicles once rebates and incentives are factored in. (In some cases cheaper). And the mileage range on one charge is now high enough to be adequate for the amount of mileage that the vast majority of Americans drive in a single trip. And anyone who has even ridden in one knows the kick-ass acceleration they have. Any individual may have a good reason not to buy an EV just yet, but waiting until a company that is behind in the development of them can build one to sell to you should not be among them.

    For the foreseeable future, for most folks driving far away from home, hybrids are the best “green” option. Personally, I plan to stick with exciting ICE cars that also happen to get good MPG.

    I too have been in publishing and advertising and I missed Donnie Deutch’s comments on TV this morning. Personally my first impression was that at $7 million per minute, there were too many FOX “House” commercials with no revenue. Just filler copy. Dumb! As for the made for superbowl commercials there were NO BLOCKBUSTERS as in years past. The “PE” commercial at least stopped me from eating and drinking. I always loved “tongue in cheek” ads and commercials. (A friend created the Talon Zipper ads that ran in the NY Times magazine. If you remember them, you understand my humor preference.

    The RAM ad needed one of the women to go jump in a Viper and take off with some other guy…the guy in the Viper could say, “Hope you get your problems worked out soon, bruh”…I’m not sure how that would help market their product, but it would have made me laugh harder…

    Ram REV was far and away the best. Regarding the Telluride, if “more ruggedly capable” means crashing down a snowy hillside (wonder how that actually turned out) and driving on pavement the rest of the time, it’s a loser. The Diddy spot was quite clever and amusing on a second viewing, but perhaps a bit too subtle and nuanced for one-time exposure, although you have to love any spot that gets your toe tapping to “What is Love!”

    Any doubt that Tesla is THE transformational company of this century? Every other carmaker is trying to catch up by electrifying their old stock. Tesla will always be the innovator.

    Have you actually looked at the latest EV’s? Many are bespoke designs on dedicated EV platforms. As for Tesla, they started out innovative, but that seems to be slowing down. Some may suggest that they are resting on their laurels, as several of their products age, without meaningful updates.

    I just laugh. These trucks are ok for your for your wife going for groceries but as a work truck not a chance. They’ll never make the cut yet. They have never been up North.

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