8 Cars with Great Nicknames
The stronger your feelings for someone, the higher the probability that you call them something other than their real name. This is also true, especially so, for pets. The principle holds for objects as well, and certain vehicles, with their rich histories and distinct personas, are obvious candidates.
Our staff got talking around the digital watercooler and stumbled into a discussion of our favorite nicknames for various classics (and one oddball). If you only looked at the list of names, you’d think we just hit refresh on a random word generator, but for the most part, there’s a story behind the nickname given to each vehicle below.
Sometimes, the nickname is a reference to a valiant feat. Perhaps someone, once upon a time, came up with a memorable answer to “You know what that car reminds me of?” and the whole world picked up the word and ran with it. Whatever the case, we hope you enjoy our selections, and we encourage you to add your own candidates in the comments—preferably, with an explanation of how that vehicle got that name.
Pizza Butt
I’ll always have a soft spot for odd, obscure, and sometimes ugly cars. It doesn’t get much more odd or obscure or ugly or funny than the Corbin Sparrow EV and its “pizza butt” body style, designed for use by Domino’s. — Andrew Newton
Tin Lizzy
The greatest nicknames come from brave or interesting feats, which is why my nomination for interesting nicknames goes to “Tin Lizzie.” The moniker has been stuck to Model T Fords for over a century at this point and came after Noel Bullock entered a ragged, stripped down ‘T in the 1922 Pikes Peak Hill Climb. That car was called “Old Liz,” but the tin can appearance caused people to shift the name to Tin Lizzie. The rest is history. — Kyle Smith
Clown Shoe
As a Z3 dork, I’d be remiss if I neglected the Clown Shoe, aka M Coupe (and its lesser-known Z3 Coupe sibling). The Clown Shoe a goofy-looking car with a goofy name but a serious-business straight-six engine. BMW’s board approved the project on the condition that engineers retain as much of the existing Z3 roadster hardware as possible, which resulted in the car’s oddball roofline and cartoonish width. You either love it or hate it, but that’s part of the car’s appeal. For better or worse it looks like nothing else on the road. — Eric Weiner
Cobra Killer
My pick is the Bill Thomas Cheetah, Cobra Killer for short. But because I take pictures and can’t really put words together to save my life, I’ll let Aaron Robinson, who wrote about the car in 2023, spit it:
Cheetahs are certainly a weird and wild footnote of 1960s racing Americana. Anaheim, California, Corvette racer Bill Thomas created the tube-framed racing machine with backing from Chevrolet as a street and racing answer to the Ford-powered Shelby Cobra. However, in 1964 the FIA sports car homologation rules were changed from 100 cars to 1000 and General Motors, also facing congressional scrutiny over vehicle safety following the 1964 publishing of Ralph Nader’s Unsafe at Any Speed, lost interest and yanked the cord on the program. The Cheetah was left high and dry.
Turbo Brick
If you’ve heard the phrase “Turbo Brick” used around Volvos, you’ll immediately get the reference. Purists will say this nickname only applies to the square-as-could-be 240s, but even the more aerodynamically-inclined 740, 960, 850, and early V/S70 are still pretty much slab-sided rectangles. This covers the turbo versions of most Volvos from the late ’70s till around 2000, and I’d say it fits about as well as any nickname could. — Eddy Eckart
Iron Pig
I’ve always liked the Toyota Land Cruiser FJ55’s “Iron Pig” moniker. Not counting the rare FJ45, which was based on the stubby FJ40, the 50-series was the first true Land Cruiser wagon Toyota made. They are handsome, go-anywhere trucks with a distinctive front end, which is where the nickname comes from: some people see a pig’s face in the round headlights and compact grille. I don’t, but as nicknames go, Iron Pig is a great one. — Stefan Lombard
Goat
I think Pontiac’s GTO deserves a spot on this list, since it had a couple. Goat is the one I remember, though—supposedly just an affectionate play on its letters, as G.O.A.T. wasn’t yet the acronym it is today. As a kid, I thought it sounded tough, but I never quite understood it, as the ones I saw at car shows were often adorned not with goats but stuffed tigers, a reference to the ad campaign for the car. — Eddy Eckart
Catfish
The refreshed fourth-gen Camaro was nicknamed “Catfish” because the new fascia, styled with a hint of 1970–73 Camaro, did sort of look like the bottom-feeding fish. — Brandan Gillogly
Missed the iconic AMG Hammer super cars of the late 80’s. I owned one. I will die a happy man for having driven it.
The “Widowmaker”……………..for the early Porsche 911 (930) TURBO’s.
I remember reading in an old Car&Driver mag, back in the Brock Yates days, that more US sold 911s went off the road backwards than any other car… and the 930 killed people when it inevitably did. Never lift in a rear engined car, folks.
You forgot a real doozy…… but ya gotta be sharp to get it!
Duesenberg
I named my car after one of my favorite songs “Veronica”
I think you missed the best car nickname of all time… the Skyline GTR “Godzilla”. Best part about this nickname was it was assigned by its competition on the racing circuit.
How about the CyberYuck! Yuck tends to be the reaction from most people when they see the CyberTruck.
UK names to conjure with: Plastic Pig, German jelly-mould and the previously mentioned Tin Snail. Frogeye sprite, Wide-mouth frog, panzerwagen, and a probably unpopular one – Yank tank.
Translations: Robin Reliant, Ford Sierra, 2CV, Unsure – but probably just “Sprite” Granada Mk 4, Anything large and German, anything full-size American.
Another missed opportunity is the 78-86 BMW 6 series, appropriately commonly referred to as the Sharknose
From the ‘70s when quality was job none:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Garbage Makers Corporation
From my father’s days with Tin Lizzys
What time is it when two Fords pass each other on the road? Tin Past Tin 🤣😆🤪
‘78 Cougar XR7
An elegant piece of under-engineering 🧐
I can probably remember a few more later on.
Porker – what the British media call Porsches.
The Pontiac Aztek looked like the WW 1 army tank
How about Doesn’t Go? That’s what Nova means in Spanish. 😆😝😆😂.
The ‘80s VW Rabbit convertibles were predominantly driven by girls. And the with the top down, it looked like such a cute picnic basket…
So the male stuck:
B**ch in a Basket
Pontiac Aztek: Rolling Toaster
70s Ford iron, Pimple , Fester and Granola otherwise known as Pinto, Fiesta and Granada. I used to work with a Ford tech who gave those names, never forgot em.