How the Happiest Little Blue Car Nearly Broke the Will of a Professional Adventurer
A sunny autumn day in Victoria, B.C., provides the ideal backdrop for open-topped motoring, British style. Crisp leaves crunch under skinny tires and swirl in the wake of this little blue 1967 MG Midget as everyone smiles at its cheery, cheeky face. It seems impossible that anyone could hate this car, with its drawn-by-Richard-Scarry looks and fizzy four-pot engine.
But Dave Hord did. In fact, this pint-sized Brit classic nearly broke his spirit of adventure.
Hord is Hagerty’s Director of Events for Canada and a route master for a large number of driving events. He racks up around 40,000 miles of driving each year, much of that in one of his own modified vintage VW Beetles. He is well used to roadside repairs, scrounging parts, and all the other setbacks a classic car can throw at you on a roadtrip. Even so, the Midget nearly killed him.
Our story begins on Facebook, font of many a bad idea. In October 2022, Andrew Comrie-Picard, a stunt driver, rally racer, adventurer, and entrepreneur based in Los Angeles, posted a photo of his Midget and Model T, asking if anyone with an enclosed trailer might be available to ship the former from Los Angeles up to the Seattle area. The Midget had been sold to an old friend in Victoria and it needed to be moved.
“I’ll drive it up,” posted Hord, adding later: “Will probably need to borrow a toque.”
Some of you are doing the math on this, and those of you who own old British machinery are possibly scratching your heads at the audacity of such a plan. October is lovely in southern California, but this is a car with no roof, 65-ish horsepower, and a four-speed gearbox. It’s a solid 1500 miles from Los Angeles to Vancouver Island, and have we mentioned that the car is more than half a century old? And British?
Murphy’s Law, that old adage proclaiming “anything that can go wrong will go wrong” certainly applies to a lot of vintage British cars. Battling such mishaps is part of the charm, however, knowing how to keep them soldiering along, mend-and-make-do. Every British-car tinkerer relishes the hard work that goes into making sure your old Lotus, MG, or Jaguar doesn’t stumble when out for a weekend canter.
Not so charming, however, the Midget’s front suspension collapsing in the first 30 miles. On a run to pickup motocross goggles to ward off hundreds of miles of no-roof blustery driving, Hord found himself calling for a flat-deck tow, without even having started his odyssey properly. Turns out, the Midget’s previous owner had bodged some suspension and it had come apart beneath Hord.
Foreshadowing of future travails. And there were even more hints before that. Andrew Comrie-Picard—whose friends often just call him ACP—and Hord have been friends for 20 years. However, Hord came from an appreciation of Volkswagens, and ACP from a love of Jags and the like. German vintage car enthusiasm and British vintage car enthusiasm do have a brotherly Venn diagram overlap, but each is its own discipline. Hord’s Beetles aren’t always bulletproof, but they are usually meticulously prepared before a journey. He is, after all, a professional route planner. ACP, on the other hand, has more of a rally driver’s approach, a patch-things-together-and-send-it kind of mentality.
Thus, the Midget was fine for driving around town, but it needed quite a bit of work before setting off. Having optimistically flown in on a Thursday, Hord didn’t end up hitting the road until late Saturday—and ended up camping on the side of the road that night.
Next morning, he was up early with plans to hit cars and coffee in Santa Cruz. But wait, what’s that noise? Just 45 minutes into the drive, it was time to spend several hours fiddling with the SU carburetors, which stubbornly resisted proper tuning. Having finally sorted them out, Hord was back on the road and … wait, now what’s that noise?
Oh, no. The generator.
Still, never say die. Hord coasted into San Francisco on his last few electrons, pulled the generator in a parking space, and dropped it off at a repair shop on Monday, October 31. Shout out to Rite-Way Electric on Sixth Street, which had the generator rebuilt and ready to go in just two hours.
Here we must pause to consider some looming deadlines. As a working man, Hord did have a job to get back to. He happened to be in the LA area doing early recce for the Hagerty California Mille, and the expectation was that he would be at his desk on Monday, ready for presentations and meetings on the entire plan for 2023. Which would be stressful enough on its own, let alone when you’re still trying to get an MG bolted back together some 1200 miles from home.
The other, unexpected deadline was the weather. October had been unseasonably warm, perfect for those last fall drives. The change came like a lightswitch, however, with monsoon-level wind and rain and bone-chilling cold. Up ahead, in Washington and in B.C., meteorologists were buzzing about a phenomenon they called an “atmospheric river.” This is not a fun term to learn when you are driving a car that has no roof.
Wrapped up in layers of wool and Gore-Tex, with a garbage bag around his waist for extra protection, Hord bravely soldiered out into the—oh, come on, what’s that noise now?
This time it was a mechanical show-stopper: a stuck valve in the head. With the little MG ostensibly stricken beyond mere roadside repair, Hord rented a U-Haul, hooked the Midget up behind, and kept heading north. Looking back, he said, “I had failed in my mission—but I was thinking, how can I turn that failure into opportunity?”
The U-Haul made time, and the rains eased up. Hord pulled into a parking lot, and there, as though accompanied by a chorus of angels, was the sign that is balm to the soul of many a broken-down vintage motorist: Harbor Freight. Hord bought the tools he needed to pull off the head, he fixed the stuck valve, returned the U-Haul, and then hit the road again. This time, the Midget was purring like a dream.
Hord spent the next day in online meetings in a hotel room, catching up on work while some last-minute importation paperwork came through. The final leg of the journey was tantalizingly close, but his phone kept lighting up with less than ideal weather updates. Rainfall Warning. Flood Watch.
Once more into the breach, Hord faced a three-hour delay at the U.S.-Canada border, then a soaking wet drive all the way to the ferry terminal, where, thanks to a series of mechanical and storm-related delays, he had to endure multiple missed sailings before getting on the last boat out, at 10 p.m. The crossing was incredibly choppy, with crashes and bangs below deck. Hord responded by posting the movie poster for Master and Commander on Facebook.
And at last, home. Hord tucked the Midget beside one of his Beetles and gratefully slunk off to bed. The MG relaxed by vomiting copious amounts of oil all over the shop floor.
But the adventure was not quite at an end. ACP and a couple of friends flew in at the tail end of November for a work party. They pulled the engine, sorted out the leaks, did the clutch, and got the Midget ready for its next driver. It was, of course, raining again, so Hord dug out some garbage bag skirts for the new owners to wear on the wet drive down to Victoria.
The Midget is now owned by Leigh Large, a longtime friend of ACP. In reality, it’s his daughter Ylva’s car; the pair fell in love with it on a trip to LA, when they borrowed the MG to drive around town. You can see why. In fact, this little car is so appealing, somebody stole it while the Larges were visiting Griffith Park. It was later recovered after being abandoned … due to fuel issues. Vintage cars often provide their own anti-theft systems.
Large says that his daughter drives the Midget all the time. Ylva’s still in high-school, and on her learner’s license, and the pair plan to do one of Hord’s local driving events together, maybe next year. One wonders if the sight of the little blue car might give Hord flashbacks.
“Honestly,” he says, weighing his thoughts carefully, “I’d do it again in a heartbeat. I wouldn’t even blink.”
A spirit of adventure. Occasionally bent to the limit, but unbroken.
Sounds like a long wet slog. I would have bailed early. Kudos for pushing on.
“Seven automotive myths” is today’s headline… #8, “British cars break down”.
So take a 60-year-old car, worn out, neglected and abused, and try and drive it 1500 miles. Of course something’s going to fail. Myth proven! Great story idea! Everybody wins!
Give me 10 easily defined issues for every new car “this is going to expensive thing”. Points, generators, stuck valves, beat the tar out of new transmission or head gasket on something new.
I would like to propose a challenge to all comers: let’s have a race where anyone can enter anything from a model T to a Ferrari, but before starting you must change a head gasket. 200 mph Ferrari vs a Sprite or Midget, capable of 75 mph tops.
I have a 1960 Bugeye which could do pretty well in a contest requiring a repair first. I have a 1939 Dodge truck which might do better- no touch the valves! Cheap fun = old iron!
Having done a weekend at the track with the insanity that it is, you just described 24 hours of Lemons racing. Those folks are competing in doing the repairs and the track time all at one. Walking the paddock that evening I saw the most transmissions sitting on the ground I’ve ever seen outside of a wrecking yard.
Had a 3.8 Mk II Jaguar which developed a habit of stopping at random. I carried a genuine Lucas rock in the trunk to whack the SU fuel pump, whereupon the pump would obediently start clicking again and the car would run.
Some years later I had an S3 Elan. The designer of that car’s electrical “system” subsequently changed careers. He left Lotus and by applying his skills found great success as the chief writer for Monty Python. Or maybe it was the other way around – he left Monty Python and applied his awesome skills as a designer at Lotus.
I still have the service manual for that car. They say you can tell the problem areas of a vehicle by seeing which pages of the service manual have the most greasy fingerprints. EVERY page had greasy fingerprints, so much so that even the service manual leaked oil, coolant and brake fluid.
Not an MG story but in 2001 I bought a 1987 Alfa Romeo Spider from my Brother-In-Law in western Oregon. Everyone thought I was crazy, but I flew out from Chicago with my son to pick it up and we spent 4 days driving it back home, camping and hoteling along the way. No issues fortunately, but a day or two after arriving home the fuel pump died. Wish I had documented the trip but great memories none the less. Beautiful MG by the way
I am reasonably sure it was Ylva I saw ripping down Foul Bay Ave recently with a big grin on her face sporting vintage goggles to keep the snow out of her eyes!
I saw her recently as well, can’t remember exactly where but I know that the weather was awful that day. I had to take a second look to make sure that I wasn’t hallucinating!
Brit-iron rules! I have driven many many miles in my Brit-iron. The Al-Can Highway in my ’60 Jaguar 3.8L Mk 2. From the Brooks Range, Alaska, to anchorage with a caribou strapped to the roof. No clutch hydraulics on that trip. Hearst Castle, CA to Seattle, with no top in the MGB OTS. No room for the top because of the back packs. Oh, the alternator packed it in but I got to the Lucas depot in Seattle at 1645. they closed at 1700, and swapped alternators out the back window. BTW, they weren’t open to public, but I had some “ins” in the Brit-Iron world, Kjell Qvale being one.
Still driving BI but I do like my Tesla.